Shut up, Hank Green, shut up. Because you know if you tell me to do something, I have to do it. Why do you have this hold on me, Hank? Why?!

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
Q:Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
Q: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google Search.

Here you go, Hank. This one's for you.

"ANDREA NEEDS..."
"Andrea needs all her wits and all the help she can get from the company's attractive operations manager to find and stop the perpetrators." Ooh, what perpetrators? Am I involved in some kind of crime ring? Am I an amatuer slueth? And who is this atractive operations manager?

"ANDREA LOOKS LIKE..."
"Andrea looks like she's imitating a fish."
Or, "Andrea looks like the mean vixen Meredith from "The Parent Trap", the best film of 1998." I do like the Parent Trap. But I don't like Meredith. Or look like her. At all.

"ANDREA SAYS..."
"Andrea says Florence Henderson is 'trying to maintain her Carol Brady bullshit.'" Snicker.

"ANDREA WANTS..."
"Andrea wants to contribute something positive and loving to the world at large and she wants to be recognized for her beauty, artistic gifts, or loving generosity." Wow, that was beautiful! And mostly true!

"ANDREA DOES..."
"Andrea does Austin." Um. Who's Austin? Wait, do you mean the city? Or the name? Either way, I don't think I'll be doing Austin any time soon.
Or, "Andrea Does Her Thang On The Catwalk!" On the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah, I do my little turn on the catwalk...

"ANDREA HATES..."
"Andrea hates me." ... Huh?
These two are from the same site: "Andrea hates wire hangers," which is not true, and "Andrea hates people who 'deep-sigh'" which is only somewhat true.

"ANDREA ASKS..."
"Andrea asks her fans: What can I wear to make you love me?" It doesn't matter, as long as it's not on a wire hanger.

"ANDREA LIKES..."
"Andrea likes playing with food." Yay food!

"ANDREA EATS..."
"Andrea eats bugs." Yay not food!

"ANDREA WEARS..."
"Andrea wears a revealing top and tries to stop us seeing anything." WILL THIS MAKE YOU LOVE ME?!?!

"ANDREA WAS ARRESTED FOR..."
"Andrea was being arrested for being a crack dealer." You can get arrested for that? Man, I don't wanna get arrested. Now what am I gonna do with all this crack?

"ANDREA LOVES..."
"Andrea Loves Horses." Which is apparently a song by Ghosts and Vodka. And now I really wanna listen to it.